Before I properly start this groundbreaking work off, I should mention that, in order to fully understand it, you should at the very least have a basic understanding of Felice Vinci’s earth shattering book, “The Baltic Origins of Homer’s Epic Tales”.
Circa 1800 BC, a large group of people from the modern day Baltic Sea, namely the states of Lithuania and Latvia, formed a mighty civilization. While they often fought, their technological advances were amazing. Eventually, the Balts moved southward through the Dnieper river, for reasons unknown. Eventually, they reached the Black Sea and the Aegean sea, forming what would eventually become Greece. They conquered and subjugated the locals, hereafter referred to as ethnic Greeks, and imposed their history on them.
The stories of the Balts, hereafter referred to as Baltic Greeks, eventually became legend, and the Baltic Greek caste partially forgot their ways, and believed that the stories that had been passed down to them had taken place in the Mediterranean, when they had actually taken place in the Baltic Sea. An author, Homer, eventually wrote these down circa 800 BC, confusing ancient Baltic cities such as Troy for places in the mediterranean, and believing that great Baltic Kings like Agamemnon were Greek.
This is where I depart from Felice Vinci. I know that the priest subcaste of the Baltic Greeks never truly forgot their ancestral home. The priests were the last to agree to leave the ancient Baltic land, and their undying dream was to see their new home, Greece, joined in a mighty empire stretching to their ancient home in the Baltics.
The Baltic Greek priests knew that powerful secrets existed in ancient Hyperborea, which they believed could help them rule the known world. They believed that Hyperborea was located either in the Baltics, or very close by. But, the other Baltic Greeks enjoyed their new home. The weather was much more forgiving, the crops grew better, the Ethnic Greeks were properly subservient, and the Ethnic Greek women were more than willing to give themselves sexually to the wealthy Baltic Greeks. The Baltic Greeks reveled in wealth, food, wine, and sex. They had no reason to want to force the undisciplined Ethnic Greeks north as part of an army to take back the Baltics, they were far too comfortable in their new home.
So, the priests had to bide their time. Decades turned to centuries, and the Baltic Greek priests were still plotting as to how they would regain the Baltics, when a potential puppet came to power in what was now called Macedonia, namely king Amyntas III, in 393 BC.
Amyntas III presented a rare opportunity for the Baltic Greek priests: he was a Baltic Greek nationalist, and a strong military leader. Amyntas III was the first non-priest to be made aware of the ancient home in the Baltics, and he became a firm believer in the cause of retaking the Baltics. But, Amyntas III knew that his army was simply not strong enough nor unified enough to march 1000 miles(1600 KM) through unknown territory. He and the Baltic Greek priests agreed on a plan: they would wait until the time was right, and Amyntas would share the knowledge of the Baltic homeland with his sons. One of them, or one of their descendants, was to retake the Baltics whenever possible.
Amyntas III’s three sons all took this to heart. All three of them became King at some point, but only one, Philip II, was able to keep his line on the throne. He had a son, Alexander III, known as Alexander the Great, who was to become the most important Baltic Greek to date.
Alexander was taught the Baltic Greek secrets as soon as he could talk, and he made their retaking his life’s goal. However, as Alexander and his father both grew older, they realized their problem: the other Greek states wished to invade Persia, and they would have never supported a seemingly haphazard expedition north, through completely uncharted territory. Alexander, Philip, and the priests were unwilling to tell the other major greek states about the ancient home in the Baltics, if they did, the ancillary Greek states may have attempted to get there first.
Philip II and Alexander both knew that the earth was round, but were unaware of the circumference of the earth, and they did not know of the large bodies of water and other continents. So, their plan was this: they would form a league, known as the league of Corinth, which was made of many Greek States. They would declare war on the Persian Empire, and defeat them, and would continue with their conquests until they eventually circled around the earth and reached the Baltics.
Philip II was about to start his war when an Ethnic Greek member of his bodyguard, Pausanias of Orestis, overheard Philip and Alexander discussing their plans. The heroic Pausanias took matters into his own hands, and assassinated King Philip. Alexander took the throne, but he proved to be a fearsome warrior, who never lost a battle. Pausanias had not been alone, however. He informed a few high-up Ethnic Greek army Generals, who asked for proof.
While Alexander was conquering the known world at the time, the Ethnic Greek generals found their proof, capturing a Baltic Greek priest and extracting the truth from him. In Alexander’s magnificent palace at Babylon, the generals hatched a plan. Poison was placed in Alexander’s wine, and he died after 10 days of agony. Alexander’s reported last words were that his empire should go “to the strongest”, but this is not true. His real last words certified that his unborn son should take the throne. The Generals knew that allowing another Baltic Greek from the bloodline of Alexander would be disastrous. So, they themselves took over various parts of Alexander’s empire, knowing that, as seperate states, it’d be harder for the Baltic Greeks to take over all of their land.
50 years after this, ethnic Greeks in Italy finalized their complete victory over the native Etruscans. They formed a mighty Republic, eventually an empire, that was by and large free of Baltic Greek taint. As you all know, their empire degenerated badly, and eventually a Baltic Greek was allowed to take control of the Roman Empire, a man by the name of Tarasis Kodisa Rousombladadiotes, later to be known as the Emperor Zeno. By this time, almost all Baltic Greeks, who were then and are now about 10% of the total Greek population, knew of the ancient homeland in the Baltics. Under Zeno, the once great empire was Hellenized, and their unspoken goal was to take the Baltics. This was the true goal of what was now called the Byzantine Empire for nearly 1000 years. The Byzantines, however, were constantly rebuffed in their attempts by the heroic efforts of the Bulgarians, Germans, and Persians, among others.
The only bright spot in Byzantine history, which was full of typical Baltic Greek atrocities and greed, was the Emperor Justinian, the final Ethnic Greek Emperor of Rome. 50 years after the hostile takeover of the Roman Empire by the Baltic Greeks, the Emperor Justinian ceased any foolish attempts to invade the north, instead regaining the Byzantine Empire’s rightful land in the Mediterranean. Justinian was aided by one of the greatest Ethnic Greek Generals in history, Belisarius. This is not to say, however, that Justinian’s reign went without a hitch. Only 5 years into his reign, in 532 AD, Baltic Greeks hostile to him staged a riot in his Capital of Constantinople, which nearly resulted in his dethronement and possible death. Even later on during his nearly 40 year reign, the Baltic Greek historian, Procopius, wrote obviously false claims about Justinian, alleging that Justinian was a demon.
Justinian sadly died in 565 AD, and Baltic Greek hegemony reigned afterwards. There was not a single Ethnic Greek crowned Emperor from Justinian’s death in 565, to the final fall of the Byzantine Empire in 1453. The Byzantine Empire ebbed and flowed for the next 900 years after Justinian’s death, but no important strides were made, they never came close to their former glory. The dream of the Baltic homeland haunted the Baltic Greeks day and night, they were unable to do anything about it.
A majorly important event, unbeknownst to the Baltic Greeks at large at the time, occurred in 1230 AD. The loss of Constantinople 25 years prior had driven a Baltic Greek priest insane, and he wandered off to the north, as he wished to be the first Baltic Greek in a more than a millennia to see the homeland(unbeknownst to him, they would recapture Constantinople 31 years later). Somehow, this insane priest walked 750 miles north, to Transylvania, which at the time was the home of the heavily Germanic Teutonic Knights. He revealed his quest, and the history of the Baltic Greeks to the astounded Teutons, most of whom had never met a man from Byzantium before. The priest, whose name has been lost to time, even had highly sensitive Baltic Greek documents on his person, all of which confirmed his story. The Teutons immediately attacked the Baltics, using the ongoing crusade as an excuse, in order to capture the Baltics for themselves, and to stop the Baltic Greeks from ever trying to regain the land.
The Priest, however, was let go my mistake, and journeyed to modern day Latvia. The Priest, by pure luck, recovered an ancient Baltic map that he believed would help to decipher the location of ancient Hyperborea, allowing the Baltic Greeks to retake their homeland and dominate the world. He again survived the perilous journey back home, and gave the texts personally to the Byzantine Emperor John III. Emperor John took these texts to his greatest alchemists, but they informed the Emperor that they would take 250 years to decipher.
The Empire would not last that long. The Turks from the east slowly but surely took Byzantine land from them, until the Baltic Greeks were left with only the city of Constantinople to call their own. The Turks knew that Constantinople would be incredibly hard to capture, and were prepared to let them have that land, until a Baltic Greek defector informed the Ottoman Turkish Emperor Mehmed II of the entire Baltic Greek history, and the maps that were nearly fully deciphered, that would lead to the Byzantines potentially taking over the known world. Mehmed could not allow this, and he decided to attack Constantinople.
Constantine XI, the final Byzantine emperor, would not allow the loss of the last possible aid for the Baltic Greeks. So, right before the city fell, Constantine left the city under cover of darkness, and fled to a cave, where Baltic Greeks believe he became a Marble Emperor, who will one day, when Greece and the Baltics are under the same Baltic Greek flag, arise and rule the world, providing the needed map to Hyperborea.
32 years later, in 1485, Christopher Columbus had an idea. A Baltic Greek himself, the descendant of the still-extant Italian Griko community, he knew that things were desperate. Columbus wished to help his people dominate the world, and he set out to do the only thing he could think of: like Alexander, he would set out to circumnavigate the world, and find a new route to the Baltics. He wished to find a route above Russia, that would lead him straight to the Baltics, which he planned to, at a later date, attempt to capture with a Baltic Greek force.
Columbus, however, needed funding. Coincidentally, the fall of Byzantium helped him out, as for the past 30+ years, various mediterranean Kingdoms had trouble getting spice, due to Ottoman Turkish domination of trade routes. Columbus pestered the King of Portugal for 3 years, to no avail. In 1492, he got his chance, with the King and Queen of Spain, who had just finished re-conquering their country, and they offered him the three ships and funding that he needed.
But, as you may already know, Columbus was not successful. He instead found the Americas, and, despite his true religious beliefs, the new land of gold, slaves, and women ensnared him. American Indians can be viewed as martyrs, as they stopped Columbus and other Baltic Greeks from finding a route to the Baltics until it was too late.
The Baltic Greeks came to view Columbus as a traitor, and they became stagnant for many years, secretly dominating the culture of other countries such as Italy and Russia, the latter of whom they had spread their Orthodox ‘Religion’ to. No Baltic Greek is a true Orthodox Christian, but it serves as a worthwhile front for controlling Ethnic Greeks and Slavs. Eventually, an insightful young Corsican by the name of Napoleon Bonaparte realized the true extent of the Baltic Greek threat. In 1812, as rule of France, and of more than half of europe, he decided to finally take action against the unholy Baltic Greeks. His Invasion of Russia, which at that time controlled the Baltics, was a pre-emptive measure. He would take the Baltics from Russia by force, and he would drive out the Baltic Greek oppressors, ruining their plans to also take Greece, which was the true reason for the long running series of Ottoman Turk-Russian wars. Sadly, Napoleon was defeated by the crafty tactics of the Baltic Greeks, and, after a brief comeback, was exiled for life to a small island off the coast of Africa called Saint Helena which, coincidence or not, is named after a Baltic Greek saint.
Only 5 short years after Napoleon’s final defeat, the Ethnic Greeks had had enough of the Turkish domination. They decided to revolt, and the Baltic Greeks saw a perfect opportunity. They had always also hated the Turks, due to their defeat of Baltic Greek Emperor Constantine XI. After 8 long years, the Greek forces had won, and a king was to be chosen. They chose a German, Otto, of House Wittelsbach. Many people then, and to this day, have asked why this was done. It’s obvious when you think about it. If a Baltic Greek was made King, just like the Byzantine emperors many years prior, he would have been obsessed with openly capturing the Baltics, which would have been potentially disastrous to Baltic Greek plans. So, a hapless German Royal was chosen, allowing the Baltic Greeks to operate in the shadows.
Around this time, a German man named Heinrich Schliemann was born. Schliemann was brainwashed from birth by his father, who himself had been brainwashed by Baltic Greeks. Schliemann grew up as a Grecophile, and the fact that a German King ruled in Greece also tickled his fancy. In 1869, Schliemann visited Greece, in an effort to find the sites mentioned in Homer’s poems, the Iliad and the Odyssey. Of course, these sites were truly in the Baltic region, and Schliemann was tricked by the Baltic Greeks. They even convinced him to marry a young Baltic Greek girl, by the name of Sophia Engastromenos(side note: similar to jewesses, Baltic Greek girls are trained from birth to use their looks and charms to try and ensnare powerful men in their trap). Schliemann ‘discovered’ these ancient sites in the formed Baltic Greek territory of Anatolia, convinced he had found the places mentioned in Homer’s Poems.
In reality, Schliemann had only found sites relating to the great ancient Ethnic Greek Empire. Schliemann was persuaded by the Baltic Greeks to use dynamite while excavating, destroying any proof of the sites’ true Ethnic Greek origins.
Schliemann eventually sired multiple half Baltic-Greek children with his wife, including a son who would go on to become the Greek Ambassador to the United States.
The Baltic Greeks saw World War 1 coming, and they decided that neutrality would play into their hands the best. They hoped that the Central Powers, made up of Austria-Hungary, Germany, and the Ottoman Empire, would lose, allowing the Greeks to swoop in after the war and take their grand city of Constantinople back. They believed that there were still some leftover Hyperborean documents left over in Constantinople, and that taking the city might allow the Greeks to find Hyperborea.
The Baltic Greeks also wanted Russia to lose, and they sent their Orthodox Christian lackey Grigori Rasputin to ensure that this would happen. Russia still controlled the Baltics, and the Baltic Greeks believed that, if Russia fell during the war due to internal strife, the Baltics would be ripe for Baltic Greek domination. The Baltic Greeks would easily be able to dominate Latvia, Lithuania, and Estonia, as they are taught all three languages surreptitiously by their parents.
The Baltic Greeks cowardly entered the war when it was obvious that the central powers would lose, in mid 1917. They received quite a bit of credit, for doing little to nothing. Their plans seemed to have worked perfectly. By November 1918, the Baltic states were independent of Russia, ripe for Baltic Greek domination. And the Ottoman Empire had ceased to exist, all of their lands except for Anatolia had been seized. Greece invaded Turkey, backed by the UK, and all seemed to be going well for them. But Turkey’s Heroic new leader, Mustafa Kemal Pasha, later to be known as Mustafa Ataturk, would not allow this. He fought back tooth and nail, driving the Baltic Greeks from their positions inside Turkey. The Baltic Greeks were soundly defeated by 1922, and the 1,000,000 Greek interlopers in Turkey were finally kicked out for good.
Things in the new Russia, however, were not going as well. In the Jewish Communist state known as the Soviet Union, a secret Baltic Greek had risen to power. Joseph V Stalin(real Baltic name Janis Vabole Saimnieks) was, unbeknownst to most, a Baltic Greek, the descendant of the 100,000+ Greeks in Georgia at the time.
His plan was to make the Soviet Union into a death machine, and he wished to eventually take back the Baltic States, and to coerce Greece itself into becoming a Communist state, which would eventually fall under his rule.
Adolf Hitler, however, had just started his rise to power. Hitler, of course, knew the true story about the Hated Jews, who were and are the natural allies of the Baltic Greeks. But, in 1920, he found out about the Baltic Greeks. The heroic Alfred Rosenberg, Hitler’s National Socialist Comrade, who was a Baltic German himself, knew about the Baltic Greeks. When he made it to Germany, he informed Hitler about them.
Hitler knew about the Hyperborean magic that Baltic Greek Stalin wished to harness, and he made it his secret life goal to defeat the Baltic Greeks. His coup attempt in 1923 was the result of his hearing of Stalin’s plans. Sadly, secret Baltic Greek infiltrates killed his coup in the crib.
In 1933, Hitler came to power. He built up his military, knowing that he would have to retake his people’s lost land in Poland to use as a staging ground to attack Stalin’s Soviet Union. This is why he built up Germany’s military.
1939 came along, and Mussolini, although he was a great man, made a mistake. After invading and defeating the nation of Albania, he declared war on Greece. The war was not going well for Mussolini by 1940, and Hitler knew that, if he allowed Greece to prevail and Italy to fail, Stalin’s Soviet Union might take advantage of a weakened Greece, and take over thar nation, of course with help from the Baltic Greeks in that country, under the guise of Communists. That same year, Stalin invaded all three Baltic States, and the ancient Baltic Satellite state of Finland.
With his victory seeming assured, Stalin decided to attack Germany, knowing that they would oppose his planned takeover of Greece. The prior year, Hitler had taken back his half of Poland, and he had the staging ground he needed. In June of 1941, he attacked Stalin’s Soviet Union, catching them by surprise. The Soviets, of course, were in offensive positions, and they were not prepared for a German attack.
Hitler’s attack on the Soviet Union seemed bound for success, and he soon took back the Baltics, and appointed Alfred Rosenberg to lead them. But, there was a menace far to the west: Franklin D. Roosevelt, himself a Baltic Greek, and a member of the American Hellenic Educational Progressive Association, the USA’s premier Baltic Greek front group. He sent aid to Stalin that saved his country, and eventually resulted in the defeat of the Heroic Hitler.
The English statesman Winston Churchill played an odd role in all of this. He was not a Baltic Greek, but he knew about them, and knew that getting along with them was paramount. He sided with the Baltic Greeks Stalin and Roosevelt. Initially, he wished for peace after the German victory in France, but Stalin and Roosevelt blackmailed him with secrets involving his various affairs, and he was forced to stay in the war.
Churchill did, however, stop Stalin from succeeding in his ultimate goal, the capture of Greece. After World War II, Stalin had retaken the Baltic States, and his final victory seemed inevitable. The British, however, have always had the goal of never allowing a dominant force on the continent, and the Soviet Union dominated half of the continent in early 1945.
At the Yalta Conference, Churchill sprung something on on the Baltic Greeks, Stalin and Roosevelt: he revealed that he knew about their ancestry, and their plans. He informed Stalin that, if he made an attempt to take Greece, he would reveal the Baltic Greek secrets to the world. Stalin and Roosevelt were forced to agree, and Greece stayed independent of the Soviet Union. To his chagrin, Stalin was not even allowed to give aid to communist Greek rebels, in the post-WW2 Greek Civil War.
Stalin, however, could not live forever, and he died in 1953, leaving another Baltic Greek, Khrushchev, in charge. In the late fifties, however, opposition came from a surprising place: the small communist nation of Albania.
Enver Hoxha, the Heroic head of Albania, knew about the Baltic Greek menace. He split with the USSR when he found out about it, and afterwards he opposed them at every turn. Knowing that the Baltic Greeks were tricky, and could invade at any time, he built 175,000 bunkers in his country to stop them. Hoxha sadly died in 1985, and only 7 years later, traitorous elements overthrew his state in Albania.
But Hoxha’s nation has not been defeated yet. Even now, his bunkers still stand, a monument to his victory over the Baltic Greeks. Now that the traitorous modern Albanian government has taken over, his bunkers are no longer cared about. But they are still used. Young Albanian teens use them to make love in, often resulting in pregnancy.
Hoxha’s spirit sees this, and smiles at the copulating couples, knowing that his dream is still alive, and that the great Albanian race will continue to exist. And the Baltic Greeks did not count on this. Even in Greece itself, Albanians run amok, causing countless trouble for the Baltic Greeks, who have to go easy on the Albanians due to the PC laws that the Baltic Greeks themselves passed. The Albanians care not for the Baltic Greek rules, they live naturally like God(and Hoxha) intended.
As you may see, the Albanians are possibly the last great hope for us all. Someday, I hope to live there in peace, after my victory against the Baltic Greeks. That day may never come, but it is my dream, my desire, my very essence lives in Albania.
Some of you may ask why I did not reveal this until now. I have to admit, I needed a certain sense of financial stability before I did this. I know that soon, the Baltic Greeks will find out who I am, and hunt me to the ends of the earth. I presume that I shall have to live the rest of my life in a cabin in the woods, a modern day anti-Baltic Greek Ted Kaczynski.
But the bitter truth is better than a comforting lie, and I can’t go on living in a society built on lies. I have recently acquired a gorgeous Albanian bride, and she is currently pregnant with my first Albanian Son, who I shall name Adolf Enver. I have acquired multiple shirts with the Albanian flag on them, and I shall wear them exclusively until my last day.
To use a quote by Adolf Hitler, said when he started his war against Poland, a war he needed to fight in order to regain his land, and to have a better position with which to fight the dastardly Baltic Greek Stalin: “I have once more put on that coat that was the most sacred and dear to me. I will not take it off again until victory is secured, or I will not survive the outcome”.
I shall not take my Albanian flag shirt off until my final victory, or I will not survive the outcome.
Some of you may ask if my motto is still “88”, for Heil Hitler. The answer is yes and no. To me, 88 is still my motto, but it stands for something else: still H and H, but now it is Hitler and Hoxha.
IDENTIFYING BALTIC GREEKS:
Baltic Greeks by and large blend in with the average Greek population, yet they are generally less Swarthy. There are two major strains of Baltic Greeks, the Latvian Baltic Greeks, and the Lithuanian Baltic Greeks. Lithuanians tend to be more Nordic looking, while Latvians are swarthier. For instance, Stalin was a Latvian Baltic Greek, while Roosevelt was a Lithuanian Baltic Greek.
Baltic Greeks send infiltrators across the globe, whether you are in Ukraine or Uganda, there is likely a Baltic Greek somewhere nearby. Be wary, be prepared, strike hard and fast against the Baltic Greek menace, and we may win after all.